fuck nudes, send me clothes i need new clothes
this video is so important
I am laughing so much, this reminds me of my sister
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
stop this man
im calling the fucking cops
i have obama on the phone
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DONT WALK ON THOSS FUCKING THINGS
AND EVERYONE THINKS IM FUCKING CRAZY
I knew it.
Nigga I’d pee on myself twice. Omfg.
What if people who have anxiety are just unaccustomed to the way the world works because this is the first incarnation of their soul on the earth? And confident people are at ease with the world because they have already been incarnated multiple times and, in a sense, already know how the world works.
What if it’s the other way around?
I don’t know which disturbs me more.
Valve, one of the best things ever happened to us.
So I was walking around campus and I found this on the sewer drain outside my dorm.
AU MEME → pre-Iron Man body swap
"That’s it, Tony! The goatee is coming off!"
"Nooo, Pep! I swear, I won’t do anything else!"
"On top of all the partying you’ve been doing, you had a threesome with two strippers and everyone thinks it was me! My mom left me a horrified voicemail! This is it! Bye bye goatee!”
it’s possible that this laptop wasn’t built for five years of literally 24-hour-a-day use