It is Fact: my face is glorious
It is Fact: my face is glorious

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

princessespeach:

HE????? JUST TOOK THE ANIME SHINE OFF HIS GLASSES?????????????????????

princessespeach:

HE????? JUST TOOK THE ANIME SHINE OFF HIS GLASSES?????????????????????

asugarplumfairy:

i started reading paranatural and lemme just say that everyone should read paranatural

11 Reasons Why You Should Read Paranatural

traceexcalibur:

1. Max:

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2. Isaac:

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3. Isabel:

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4. Ed:

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5. Mr. Spender:

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6. Johnny:

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7. Suzy:

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8. PJ:

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9. Forge:

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10. Max’s Dad:

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11. Mr. Garcia:

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This has been: 11 reasons why you should read Paranatural.

randycunninghamninthgradeninja:

randycunninghamninthgradeninja:

Watch The Modifyers here!!

friendly reminder that this show could have happened but it didnt

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

swaggie2nope:

yo danny fenton he was just 14

when hes parents built a very strange machine

it was designed to view

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grimgrinninggirl:

witchyredhead:

bi-privilege:

"she can’t be bisexual! she’s in a relationship with a man!"

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Perfect use of that gif. Thank you.

#My name is Inigo Montoya you erased my sexuality prepare to die